Chibi-Nomad's orc wife

"Mommy zaid hu-manz like flowerrz, so I pikked zome flowerrz forr huzband!"

"Nonononono!! I was offering cattle and good trade!! I didn't wanted to get a wife!" tried to explain *CHIBI-NOMAD

"Huzband don't like the flowerrz?" said the little orc girl dissapointed.

"But-, but-, but-! I have a boyfriend!! And I don't... I don't like women like that!"

"I'm not huzband'z boyfrriend. I'm huzbandz wife!" said the orc girl, proud. "Flowerrz? Or huzband would prrefeerr a battleaxe?"

"I'm a girl!! Not a husband!"

"Iz betterr! Boyz have cootiez and are all yuckie!" said the little wife to her new husband.

"I don't want a wife! And you are too little to get married!"

"I will be a BIG ORRK WARRRRIORR! And Mommy, daddy and brrothers zaid that if my human huzband rejekt me, they will eat herr bone marrrrow. Flowerrz?"

*CHIBI-NOMAD look to the large orc family of angry looking orcs, and then back to the little girl in her orcish wedding dress.

"...I suppose I can just have you be a cook in my house."

"Oh! Yez! Mommy teached me how to kook deliziouz hu-manz! You will love it! I ztill don't know how to katch a hu-man, but if huzband kill them forr me, I can prreparre a barrbecue!"

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bassed in some unfortunate comments and confussion by the orcs and in this pic: