Deep Fried Salad

"Excuse me, sir..." she tried to read the name tag, but rather than a name, there was written f*ck you "mister..."

"What?"

"This is not what I ordered... I wanted a salad"

"That's the salad"

"But is fried!"

"So what?!"

"What's wrong with you?! I only wanted a salad!"

"Do you want some additional spit on your salad for free?"

"MANWË! What did I told you about scaring the clients?!!"

"Stupid work."
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Stupid works.

The first days after QUiebrahuesos sended him to get one, he just spend the whole days just laying in the parks and squares of the city of Vanilion doing nothing... until one day Quiebrahuesos stumbled on him in the streets, and helped him "directly" to get a work.

Of course she had no idea how to get him a job in a high elven city and insisted in going to raid other tribes or hunt, so she was kind of dissapointed that when he picked some works, using the contacts of people who want to please is grandmother, where far less interesting for her...

Since then, he worked for some days as salesman in the market, as the owner hoped to gain a favor from his grandmother... but in the end, for how agressive he was and for how much clients he was lossing, in the end the owner of the shop fired him: He needed to cut his losses!

He bounced still in one and other work, until he was told by one of his party 'friends' from the catacombs of an easy work, as well in the market: Working in a small fried food shop, were was sold Vanolosé orc food...

It was a strange concept, the one created by these civilized orcs, and how they sold their product...

And of course, he hated this work as well, and he was sure he wasn't gainging anything in all of this.

He wanted the inherency of his family to NOT work. Not work to get it!

He is so going to quit this work as well...

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Do you know capitalism come from Medieval times? XD Surely not in this kind of expression, anyway, but the anachronism is done only for the value of ridiculous! XD

The Vanolosé orcs were the ones who decided to make small restaurants, were they sold fried snacks. The idea seemed to work, and soon in the Vanolosé cities appeared of these small fried food posts...

The High Elven Kingdom of Vanilion isn't secluded economically from the world, but they are incerted in his economy, having deals with the Vanolosé cities of Caritz -across the sea, of course, rather than across the dangerous land route!

So, the consuls and traders of the Vanolosé, when in Vanilion missed their traditional fried food, so they decided to open some restaurants for themselves. surprisingly enough, the high elves liked the food as well!

Don't take this pic seriously! is just a joke! XD

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draw the "Vany's" logo in full color!

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