Dinner with the High Elves

*sigh*

"Why I'm the only one eating plants?" said Quiebrahuesos Wargh, Orc (as far she know) passing as Quirwen Wallae, a Leaf Elf, and wife from the "High Elf" Eurantian Manwë, as the dinner in honor of the "recently-married-couple" is done in the place of the family of Manwë.

"Excuse me?" said bothered the mother-in-law "what are you babbling, greenie?"

"Oh! Uh! Mother! I should have told you, but the Mourlicoun, dryads or Leaf Elfs, wich my wife is OBVIOUSLY one, are completely vegetarian!"

"What?" say incredule his mother... and Quiebrahuesos

"Yes.... So, she is asking why she is the only one eating plants... because all of us should be doing that!"

"So now I have as daughter-in-law a hippie that thing she is superior to us??!" say even more annoyed the Mother.

"Well... yes, but she doesn't mean that."

"Yeah... Plants are for bunnies or Elfs. Meat is for Orcs and ogres" said Quievrahuesos, looking without appetite her salat.

"WHAT!!!???" yelled the Grandmother of Manwë.

Now we are done, thinked Manwë... meanwhile "Quirwen" didn't really understand why suddendly all the High Elfs around the table looked so offended.

She somewhat forget the fact that for her, a (half) Orc, calling a food dign only for orcs, isn't a praising for the cuality of the food, in any way.

Now everybody is angry....

And a tense silence followed in the dinning room, and the only noise was of the cuterly and the dishes, as well the muffled sound of the domestic slaves, serving their masters.

Quiebrahuesos, who still don't understand what she do wrong, despise the gestures and faces made by Manwë, felled very nervous, and that every movement she do she was being vigilated by her mother-in-law and the Grand-mother of his "husband"...

and she really didn't know what to do in front of the salat and fish, and the many cuterly in front of her -as far she was trained to be "elfic", she knew that she needed to use knife, instead of his hands...

suddendly, the mother-in-law spoked...

"Well... How you get to know my lovely, cute and adorable son?!"
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Uh. Uh. Uh. Quiebrahuesos Wargh, Half-Orc / Half Elf, who believe she is an actual Orc, may have been trained to pass as a civilizated Elf by Eurantian Manwë -other Half who believe is rather an High Elf- to do the farce that she is his wife...

But he may have forgott to tell her the mouth shouted

XD