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“Don’t worry! We’ll be back with several bags of hyena fat.”
“OH!”, the trolls cry out in mouth watering anticipation, “You promise?”
“You have our word as pixies!”
And they did mean it...
Initially.
See, these pixies were so board that they thought it would be fun to screw some little goblin boys, who they found to be that ironic kind of “so ugly he’s cute”, so they got them drunk and seduced them. Subsequently, they gave birth to the very first Uka-fae. Which they had no idea how to take care of, as they had other needs besides what Pixie babies usually have.
So they asked their boyfriend’s mothers, who after giving up on trying to kill the pests, told them that nothing pacifies baby goblins like hyena fat, so go out onto the plains and kill a big fat hyena.
This is true, but goblins in living memory had never successfully killed a hyena in her prime. Subsequently they either got rotten fat from a carcass or took down an elderly hyena who barely have any on them. For goblinoides, it is like ambrosia, but the fresher the better.
However, pixies with powerful magic could be formidable hunters, if they were not normally vegetarians, but now having omnivorous children, finally proved it. They had more hyena fat than they new what to do with, and became SO popular among the goblins that their females forsook their jealousy and told the males to knock the pixie sluts up even more. “The more babies to pacify, the more hyena fat we can all enjoy with EVERY meal!”, as the goblin grandmothers would process the fat and feed it to their halfbreed grandchildren, (keeping a sizable amount for themselves) since the pure pixies found meat nauseating, hyena meat in particular.
Finally, they stumbled across the trolls magical toy and how they loved hyena fat even more than goblins, so they opportunistically stole it for their spoiled rotten kids, but fully intending to pay them back. Unfortunately, their “in-laws” objected to this vehemently, greedily refusing to share with ANYONE, and threatened to take their babies from them and move away if they tried to take any of the fat. This was a bluff, of course, as they depended on the Pixie magic to be able to kill hyenas in the first place, but the naive elflings fell for it and felt very sad about being made liars of. They didn’t care about Trolls, per se, but very much hated lying.
The Trolls, in turn, swore to hate pixies forever until their unicorn was returned or the fat finally delivered.
As pixie magic grew weak with the world’s magic in general in later centuries, trolls lost their fear of them and would make sport of capturing and torturing them making a now impossible demand for hyena fat, as they were too weak to hunt them anymore even if they were not extinct in the North Lands by that time.
“OH!”, the trolls cry out in mouth watering anticipation, “You promise?”
“You have our word as pixies!”
And they did mean it...
Initially.
See, these pixies were so board that they thought it would be fun to screw some little goblin boys, who they found to be that ironic kind of “so ugly he’s cute”, so they got them drunk and seduced them. Subsequently, they gave birth to the very first Uka-fae. Which they had no idea how to take care of, as they had other needs besides what Pixie babies usually have.
So they asked their boyfriend’s mothers, who after giving up on trying to kill the pests, told them that nothing pacifies baby goblins like hyena fat, so go out onto the plains and kill a big fat hyena.
This is true, but goblins in living memory had never successfully killed a hyena in her prime. Subsequently they either got rotten fat from a carcass or took down an elderly hyena who barely have any on them. For goblinoides, it is like ambrosia, but the fresher the better.
However, pixies with powerful magic could be formidable hunters, if they were not normally vegetarians, but now having omnivorous children, finally proved it. They had more hyena fat than they new what to do with, and became SO popular among the goblins that their females forsook their jealousy and told the males to knock the pixie sluts up even more. “The more babies to pacify, the more hyena fat we can all enjoy with EVERY meal!”, as the goblin grandmothers would process the fat and feed it to their halfbreed grandchildren, (keeping a sizable amount for themselves) since the pure pixies found meat nauseating, hyena meat in particular.
Finally, they stumbled across the trolls magical toy and how they loved hyena fat even more than goblins, so they opportunistically stole it for their spoiled rotten kids, but fully intending to pay them back. Unfortunately, their “in-laws” objected to this vehemently, greedily refusing to share with ANYONE, and threatened to take their babies from them and move away if they tried to take any of the fat. This was a bluff, of course, as they depended on the Pixie magic to be able to kill hyenas in the first place, but the naive elflings fell for it and felt very sad about being made liars of. They didn’t care about Trolls, per se, but very much hated lying.
The Trolls, in turn, swore to hate pixies forever until their unicorn was returned or the fat finally delivered.
As pixie magic grew weak with the world’s magic in general in later centuries, trolls lost their fear of them and would make sport of capturing and torturing them making a now impossible demand for hyena fat, as they were too weak to hunt them anymore even if they were not extinct in the North Lands by that time.